Corn

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corn is a short video skit on the Slimecicle channel uploaded on December 5 2018. As of September 2021, it remains one of Slime's most viewed videos at a view count of 20 million, and is unanimously seen as a masterpiece among his other works. Any true diehard Slimecicle fan should be able to recite the script of the video word by word. Dead_sussy did this.

In-Depth Analysis
The video starts out with a backdrop of a corn field at sunset, which appears to be a stock image. It is then followed by Slime rising from the earth, as he states in the line "from the earth I rise and from the earth I one day will return." He is adorned in a costume of corn. It is later revealed that he is playing the character of Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, after he so crudely refers to his audience as "mother shuckers" (which is a play on the phrase mother f*ckers). The importance of the character he plays is further emphasized by his name slowly popping onto the screen, word by word.

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then brings his hands up, before a can of corn promptly appears in his palms with a puff of smoke. The dark arts used to materialize this can is currently unknown. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then reveals his motive, "to introduce you to corn." An applause is then heard as the camera slowly zooms into the can of corn. Who are the crowd of people cheering this entity on? Is it his disciples? Or perhaps the screams of the damned? The world truly may never know. we can only hope the corn gods will bless us with the wisdom of these cheers.

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then gives us a rundown on corn and its importance as the video runs several deeply enticing clips of corn. Of course, Slime being Slime does not go about doing so without sneaking a little pun in. The line "It is also called maize because it is easy to get lost in its amazing flavor" takes advantage of the fact that "maize," another alias of corn, is a homophone of "maze," something someone could get lost in. This adds to the delivery of Colonel Cornelius Cornwall's message, bringing attention to the true wonders of the flavour of corn.

After this speech, Colonel Cornelius Cornwall states that "side effects of corn may include choking, I guess." Perhaps this is the final warning given to us by the colonel himself. A measly attempt to ward us off before we witness the events that precede this cry for help. The camera zooms into Cornwall's for one last time.

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then breaks out into a jingle. He sways his body back and forth, in an elegant yet aggressive manner. The backdrop of the video, with a sunset which once held such beauty, slowly fades into a deeper crimson. The sunset is no longer beautiful, but rather terrifying.

""Come down today, And try some corn. Or we will sacrifice your newborn.""

- His Last Ode

The video ends on a jumpscare. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall reels his head, screaming for mercy. His whole presence, and his pupils, are highlighted by a blinding white. He has become a divine being, even more so than before. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall has ascended.

Transcript
rooster noises

From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return

What's up, mother shuckers?

My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

And I'm here today to introduce you to

* random pop sound effect*

corn

applause

corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob

It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in its incredible fla-vor

Side effects of corn may include: choking....I guess?

Come down today and try some corn

Or we will sacrifice your newborn

AA-

Trivia

 * The corn costume worn by Slimecicle in the "corn" video was apparently purchased by him for a gag for his Hitman video "Awful Attempts at Assassination". However, by the time Slime received the package, he had forgotten what the gag he had bought it for was.
 * In the 22# Lunch Club Podcast "Chaos", Slimecicle reveals that the video "corn" was made for a class project. It was meant to serve as a corny advert in the actual skit made for the project itself.
 * The video "corn" was posted on Slimecicle's main channel after CallMeCarson had told him to.
 * Slimecicle is still commonly known as "the corn guy" by people outside his community due to the widespread of the video online.
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