UH OH, we’re superheroes!

UH OH, we’re superheroes! is a one-shot featuring CallMeCarson, posted on March 3, 2020. It is available on Spotify, iTunes, and YouTube.

This session is DMed by Slimecicle, worrying the rest of the campaign members. Narwhal has been dethroned. Chaos ensues.

Storyline
We begin in the bustling streets of New York, everyone in the lobby of a nondescript office building, with everyone recently accepted for the janitor position. Narwhal and Carson bond over their love for brooms. The door opens, and in walks a woman with long black hair in a purple suit. She is cheery, and Grizzly's nose bleeds. Condifiction is on the floor crying. She hands papers out, saying to sign for liability reasons, and Narwhal states that this will be a problem, as he cannot read. She grabs his hand and starts signing for him. The woman, Jenise, brings Carson a pen, as he signs the paper. Out of nowhere, God enters the chat in a bit, only to promptly leave Carson. Condifiction continues crying on the floor, Grizzly walking over to see if he's okay. Between sobs, he says "why did she leave me." The party leaves, entering an elevator. Jenise presses every button in the elevator. The elevator begins playing elevator music, Tequila by The Champs, where Jenise says "tequila" at all the wrong times. Everyone looks at her, angry. The doors finally open to steel walls, glass windows, concrete, and many people in lab coats. Jenise says "Uh oh! This is the underground habitat for outlandish hazards!" as she leads them to the janitorial closets. Grizzly asks for Jenise's number, to which she answers "3". A man named Tom approaches with a remote and a big red button, and a plate of bacon. He drops the bacon, and the remote flies out, as Carson catches the remote. Tom thanks him, just as Carson presses the button. The room turns red, as Tom and Jenise book it. As everyone in the complex begins running out, the janitorial closet begins glowing. The doors to the very outlandish hazards opens, releasing creatures of many shapes and sizes, one with 16 testicles. Grizzly tackles Carson. The party begins reaching unconsciousness, Carson speaking the word "tequila" with his last conscious breath.

The party wakes up, everyone looking different. Except Johnny, Condifiction's character. This is where their characters are properly introduced.

Carson's character was once 5'8", 220 lbs, with black hair, black eyes. He is now Locksmith, a 7' and 190 lbs man wearing chainmail made of keys. Locksmith has a general intimidating presence. He spawns a shadow key.

Condifiction was Johnny, 5'10 and blond with blue eyes. Johnny is 21, and extremely attractive. He is now only slightly hotter. Everyone is stunned by his beauty.

Grizzly was a timid 5'5 small 16 to 17-year-old with flat black hair and glasses, a dress shirt and 90-100 pounds. He is now a 5'7 140-pound man, with spiky black and red hair, and lithe. He looks like a teen who plays basketball. His name was Damon, but he is now Da Man.